My name is not Luigi. Other facts about me:
- I like TTRPGs, but only the good ones
- I dislike Capitalism very much
- My favorite movie is The Princess Diaries
- I have between 0 and 16 children
- I’m not very cis. Not very cis at all
- I’m probably autistic but diagnosis is a fuck
- My ADHD was once described by a neuropsych as “particularly aggressive”
What are you a cop?
No, no, no! I’m not an evil cop. I’m just a McDonald’s employee, you see. I’m part of the proletariat, just like you.
Oh in that case I’ll have a chicken McGriddles
No problem. Just take a seat. It’s gonna be ready in about 15 mins, maybe 20 if the co… I mean my fellow workers are a bit busy.