• oscardejarjayes [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Well, son, it’s time you learn about the birds and the bees and industrial agriculture. Industrial agriculture plants the carrot seeds, the bees pollinate the carrots to make them grow tasty, and the birds are scared off, so they don’t eat the babies.

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        fucked

        Where’d you learn that, some librul arts school? Sex is strictly verboten here on the 'bear

        is the industrial seed planting what they call foreplay?

        Yes and no. We can talk about this more when you’re older, but right now you’re just too young.