even has a flared base

shitty buttcap

oh no, this one’s been used

There’s not mushroom for that up there

Mushrule. It was right there in front of your eyes. Also now I want a buttplug with a mushroom cap.

Oh, so this is how the zombie apocalypse in The Last of Us started.

At least it has a flange so you won’t lose it

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger…

It’s got a flared base so you’re good to go

The last champignon dish you’re going to prepare.