• magnetosphere@fedia.io
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    1 month ago

    I’d like to see this fuckstick standing on his feet all day, and asking his supervisor for permission to pee. Then we’ll see how he feels about eliminating weekends.

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      1 month ago

      My boss told me I couldn’t go to the bathroom whenever I needed to. I told him next time he tells me that I’m gonna shit on the floor. Nothing since.

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      1 month ago

      Can I be the supervisor?
      I’ll tell him to piss himself and keep working.

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        1 month ago

        No. You tell them to piss in a bottle. That way when they get thirsty in 10 minutes they have something to drink on hand. Efficiency.

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            1 month ago

            Who said they’re company provided? Weren’t reusable bottles all the rage for a while? Employees can bring their own. Make sure you wash it at home too…