He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls. Those who read his words of wit, eat the little balls of shit.
Paracetamol
Don’t eat suppository this time
Fell on it.
No you didn’t.
One in a million chance!
Nothing, they had a PhD in seismology.
Humminum humminum nmimminim.
Minnumm minnumm ptkwumminniT
Crash test dummies?
You summoned some shit with that last word
“Take as needed until symptoms improve”
You skipped that apple again.
Stick it in her pooper!
None can read. What I’ve written.
He who goes to bed with a itchy butthole wakes up with a stinky finger.
He who stands on toilet gets high on pot.
One who runs behind car gets exhausted.
“WAKE UP! You’re in a simulation!”
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.
Glooooooria
Which one of you removed! Wants to dance?
It’s either lupus or sarkoidosis
