For a modest fee of 300 000, I’ll marry you as a Finnish person so you’ll get citizenship here. The great part is there’s no love required so they couldn’t check if it’s fake if they wanted to.
Also I don’t even know if marriage fraud is even a crime here, no-one’s probably ever done it.
don’t lowball it bro, there’s gonna be lots of murican millionaires looking to escape and the countries to which you can buy citizenship, which aren’t necessarily on par with finland, cost like 250k
I wish I had that luxury
For a modest fee of 300 000, I’ll marry you as a Finnish person so you’ll get citizenship here. The great part is there’s no love required so they couldn’t check if it’s fake if they wanted to.
Also I don’t even know if marriage fraud is even a crime here, no-one’s probably ever done it.
Well lets at least give love a chance
Oh it’s a bonus, but not a requirement.
I’m gonna have to insist on the money though.
We can haggle over the price.
I’m genuinely serious.
As a fellow Finn I’ll do it for twenty.
don’t lowball it bro, there’s gonna be lots of murican millionaires looking to escape and the countries to which you can buy citizenship, which aren’t necessarily on par with finland, cost like 250k
20 bucks is 20 bucks!
Canadian. I’ll do it for 50 000 and I’ll give love a chance for an additional 10 000.