• staring into the middle distance for 20-40 minutes as existential dread washes over you in endless waves, each one eroding a bit of your will to live and carrying it out into oblivion
• video game

Doing the thing where you mix your ketchup and mayo together into that orange things

1. White person

Having a pair of powerful mandibles for holding prey in place while it is devoured

eat hot chip

2: unilaterally renaming/deleting popular communities without consulting the users?
3: calling them white cishet bros when they object?

Pumpkin spice lattes

receiving state funds to create pornography for psychological operations

Enjoying mayonnaise and potatoes

UFC enjoyment