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minus-squarepalordrolap@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up31·1 month ago“I don’t know” “why” “because it is not possible to know everything” “why” (infinite loop until toddler needs nap.)
minus-squareskulblaka@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 month ago“Look kid, you’ve pretty much reached philosophical bedrock here and you’re going to need better questions to get better answers. Now go the fuck to sleep.”
minus-squareniktemadur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 month ago (infinite loop until toddler needs nap.) “The prosecution rests, Your Honor.”
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoPssshhhh, more like until I take a nap.
“I don’t know”
“why”
“because it is not possible to know everything”
“why”
(infinite loop until toddler needs nap.)
“Look kid, you’ve pretty much reached philosophical bedrock here and you’re going to need better questions to get better answers. Now go the fuck to sleep.”
Why?
See answer N-1.
“The prosecution rests, Your Honor.”
Pssshhhh, more like until I take a nap.