This is fine
Spoiler: he doesn't die
His “enchanted hammer generates enough cosmic power to harden the molten lava and lift him up again.” Duh.
This is the best sub on Lemmy right now. This shit’s hilarious!
Too bad the person who was posting all of them got banned from the instance for some reason.
seems like a temp ban according to the logs
Not enough political fearmongering in his posts, can’t have that on lemmy
Context?
If I’ve ever seen a ‘wah wah waaaaah’ trumpet face, that’s it right there.
I’m just now realizing how much I’d kill for cotton candy with the handle of Mjölnir as the stick.
Wow, that’s a pretty low bar for murder.
Well, the amount of kill wasn’t specified, but is probably non zero. Maybe it’s just a little death at the thought of the pink hammer.
little death
Love that phrase.
Most sexually-laden post in this community.
