I am sure George Washington would love to have a conversation with Donald Trump out by the old cherry tree.

If I gave a fuck what Jake Paul thought about anything I would stick a shotgun in my mouth, and pull the trigger with my toes.

He reminds me of that founding father who also took bribes from foreign leaders, Benedict Arnold.

Luckily no one that watches Jake Paul is actually old enough to vote.

I think I’ll skip the advice from a guy who wasn’t exactly a genius before he started getting punched in the face for a living.

As if you couldn’t be more disliked. This is just icing on a shit cake.

The Founding Fathers designed their entire system of government around preventing dictators like Trump from ever having control over America again.

But it doesn’t work so well with idiots like Jake Paul purposely trying to hand it back over to people who do not respect democracy and the will of the people.

And then to do it by comparing Trump to the Founding Fathers? Way to spit in their faces, Jake Paul.

Who the fuck is Jake Paul and why do I give a rat’s ass what he thinks?

Given all the racism with Trump, I’m pretty sure the founding fathers would be more at home with him than other former presidents (derogatory).