Honestly, I find these emails more amusing than infuriating. Is that $800 per week? Total? I guess I’ll never know, because I didn’t become a software developer just to work in a warehouse.

  • Protoknuckles@lemmy.worldEnglish
    44·
    13 hours ago

    My favorite version of this was an ad for applebees that said “you belong here!”. Like, I know that they meant it to be welcoming, but it came across as vaguely threatening …

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
      28·
      13 hours ago

      I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn’t it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.

      -Marcus Cole, (Babylon 5, a late delivery from Avalon)