US: literally occupies [Country] with military force, uses mass violence and repression to have it as a puppet
[Country]: exists
US: sweating buckets some of them are spying on us and they want to take away our freedomz 😭
[Country]: hey can you leave
US: you are terrorists and commies, this is for your own good
[Country]: we literally just want to exist and do our own thing
US: stop resisting! uses more violence
I’m jealous of these morons sometimes. Must feel real cushy thinking you live in the best system ever and being served endless media confirmation of your prejudices against the countries the US has gone on a crusade against
Good times when the empire propaganda drowns your brain and prevents any cognitive dissonance from arising
North Korea, the country that supposedly has no internet or electricity at all somehow has spies on discord…
What are those spyies doing there? Talking while playing Minecraft?
Are they in the room with us right now?
There’s like 12 in my room and 8 of them are having gay sex (the rest is watching from the closet for some reason)
Hahaha…really? Who were they and how can I reach them?..
I just want to talk* to them.
spoiler
Be recruited by them
