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doopen@lemmy.world to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Since when does a clock need a privacy policy?

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Since when does a clock need a privacy policy?

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    Google harvests your sleeping patterns to sell more targeted ads.

    • linearchaos@lemmy.world
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      More like Google harvests your __________ to sell more targeted ads.

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        waking up to see my underscores have been harvested GODDAMNIT GOOGLE!

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        Google harvests you to sell more targeted ads*

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          Matrix did it!

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        Very true… They harvest my nut sessions no doubt.

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          User is now nutting. Quick, send them some gooning ads

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            Post-nut-clarity ad placement is prime real estate in the ad business.

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      Does it actually?

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        Yup.

        Edit: why do you think google bought Fitbit?

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          IDK the way it was presented made it feel sarcastic.

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      But I block their ads… are they stupid???

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