• zanyllama52@infosec.pubEnglish
    14·
    3 months ago

    According to Alfred Matthew Yankovic:

    There were seventy three of us living in a cardboard box.

    All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks.

    Every night for dinner, we had a big ol’ chunk of dirt.

    If we were really good, we didn’t get dessert.

    • WhatYouNeed@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      3 months ago

      We were so poor, we use to get grandad around to decorate our Christmas tree by sneezing snot onto it.

      “Bit more on this side, grandad!”

    • CuriousRefugeeEnglish
      2·
      3 months ago

      Oh wow, deep cut! I had that buried somewhere in the back of my brain.