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minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-22 months agoI’m leaning towards either, “Fabricating The Onion,” or “Puking The Onion.” I think the first is a more accurate assessment of the situation though. Edit: both my suggestions aren’t any good next to “Picking/Plucking The Onion.”
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoThis is better than both of my suggestions. The only refinement I can suggest is, “Plucking The Onion.”
minus-squareCris@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-22 months agoPresuming the onion When it is in fact, an orange 😌
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-22 months agoThat’s not bad, but I’m not sure it beats the other suggestion of, “Plucking the Onion.” Edit: I misremembered, they actually said “Picking the Onion.”
I’m leaning towards either, “Fabricating The Onion,” or “Puking The Onion.” I think the first is a more accurate assessment of the situation though.
Edit: both my suggestions aren’t any good next to “Picking/Plucking The Onion.”
Picking the onion
This is better than both of my suggestions. The only refinement I can suggest is,
“Plucking The Onion.”
Pickling the onion
Presuming the onion
When it is in fact, an orange 😌
That’s not bad, but I’m not sure it beats the other suggestion of, “Plucking the Onion.”
Edit: I misremembered, they actually said “Picking the Onion.”