UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net to The Dredge Tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agoYet another E~L~O~N alt, the goodest of the "good ones," or just a clever grifter seeking bazinga bucks from the world's most divorced man? You decide!hexbear.netimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up148arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up148arrow-down1imageYet another E~L~O~N alt, the goodest of the "good ones," or just a clever grifter seeking bazinga bucks from the world's most divorced man? You decide!hexbear.netUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net to The Dredge Tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square14fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAFineWayToDie [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-21 month agoDear Elon, I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’ I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not’ve got 'em There prob’ly was a problem at the post office or somethin’ Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what’s been up, man? How’s your daughter? My girlfriend’s pregnant too, I’m 'bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I’ma call her? I’ma name her Grimes
minus-squareEdamamebean [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoMy Tesla’s gone dead I’m wondering why I logged on to X at all
Dear Elon, I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not’ve got 'em
There prob’ly was a problem at the post office or somethin’
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what’s been up, man? How’s your daughter?
My girlfriend’s pregnant too, I’m 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I’ma call her? I’ma name her Grimes
My Tesla’s gone dead I’m wondering why
I logged on to X at all