Trying to figure out where Dr Doom would fit. Supposedly he does have a doctorate but it came from Latveria so could be a bit… biased
But what about Doctor Detroit, then? And Doctor Strangelove?
Where is House MD?
Dr. Evil didn’t spend 6 years in evil fricking medical school to be put in no professional training
No Dr. House?
And Oz should be right on top of the Run For Your Life because he’s not fictional and should know better.
Doctor House would be top right but partly because you wouldn’t need to run very far.
Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil have done far more harm than Dr. Pepper could ever aspire to.
House is basically overlapping McCoy
There is no way Dr. Mario has any training. He just throws random pills at the problems hoping that they line up and do something other than cause an overdose.
Bruh… that’s literally what doctoring is now. Got the hurt? Pain pills. Got the sad? SSRIs. Got two, three, four sets of titties? Ozempic!
Dr Phil is also no longer legally a doctor.
Having The Doctor at the top is a little strange, because hanging with the doctor could very well mean your death, but it will be worth it.
And does he actually have no formal training? You’d think at some stretch of his life he actually became accredited somewhere. Possible on multiple planets.
I would put him the same level as an abusive husband he will probably protect you with his life but you will suffer every moment you are with him and he will eventually be the cause of your death.
NPH making the list TWICE!? Truly we live in the best timeline.
How in the heckin’ is JD below a dwarf, a mad scientist tinkerer, and a random catchy band?
He is a caring, trained, and competent doctor who will put his pride and personal life aside to help a patient.
Given the same medical technology I would place JD the highest and furthest right.
Not just because I like the character but because he truly does give a shit about his patients.
At some points he’s arguably the best diagnostician at Sacred Heard.
He’s too easily distracted by seeing Tirk.
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I wasn’t really sure on how he spelled it. I didn’t want to associate him with The Shinra.
Zoidberg should be lower.
He has a doctorate in art, I believe
Nonsense! Zoidberg’s a fine physician. For Aliens. Your mistake is being human!
Ok. Touché
Dr. Who and Dr. Strange both have a shitload of training…
Some unsolicited comments on this:
- I would absolutely trade Dr. Bunsen Honeydew with Dr. Mario.
- The Dr. Pepper position is just pure slander.
- Dr. Horrible and Doogie Howser, MD is the true duality of humanity.
- Zoidberg is suspiciously much higher along the Y-axis than I would personally prefer.
- Dr. Dre, like I would forget, is absolutely a quadrant II candidate. There’s just no way I’d put Spin Doctors high along the Y-axis than Dre.
Dr. Strange is a fully trained surgeon. He should be farther to the right!
Not just fully trained, but at the top of his field and possessing an MD and a PhD! He should be at the far right edge!
But he also refused a lot of patients because he really only wanted “sure things” and not something that might damage his reputation.
Also… I think he brought some mother fuckers back from the dead. And he helped reverse the snap.
That sounds like he’s probably got a solid defense against any complaints made to the state board.
Where’s Dr. House?
Top right, about 20 feet outside the graph.
Right? This is an invalid graph without Dr. House.
I hope OP doesn’t have lupus
Just figure House and McCoy occupy the same spot
It’s never lupus
When you hear hoofbeats, think lupus, not zebras.
Somewhere between top-right and top-middle depending on how revoked his license is at the given moment and how much vicodin he is on.
Calm down Cuddy.
Came here for this haha
This Dr. Pepper libel will not stand.
Hear hear!
6 years of evil medical school doesn’t qualify as professional credentials? Also I’d put Dr. Phil below most of these guys, although maybe slightly above Hannibal Lector still.
I trust Doctor Pepper more than Phil.
To be fair he said he didnt go to evil med school to be called mr evil. Keys eords being didnt go to med school
Yeah Phil goes down and to the left. I’d say oz goes down a little bit too, but I’m glad the maker of this meme still put those guys in the right section.
Only just though