I’m not really looking to hear from people who don’t think this way, with answers like “insecurity”, “toxic masculinity”, etc. I want to hear answers from men who really detest men who sit to pee.

Follow-up questions:

  • when you have to piss while shitting, do you stand up turn around and piss on your shit and then sit back down to finish shitting?
  • are you ever groggy in the morning?
  • how clean is your toilet and surrounding floor, and whose job is cleaning it?
  • what are your true passions in life?
  • Bob Robertson IX @discuss.tchncs.de
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    1 month ago

    I’ve only been questioned once about sitting to pee… it was after about 10 years of being married. My wife asked one day if I sit while peeing at home, and when I told her that I do she said “I’ve always wondered why there isn’t pee all over our bathrooms”.

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      1 month ago

      This leads me to two questions:

      Do you guys often miss while standing and, if you do, not clean up after?

      When you’re sitting do you not have an issue with the pee splashing UP the side of the bowl onto the seat? I have this happen often.

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        1 month ago

        Do you guys often miss while standing and, if you do, not clean up after?

        Yes… and, sadly, not always. Just take a look around a urinal (which shouldn’t be difficult at all to miss) and I don’t think this is just a ‘me’ issue.

        When you’re sitting do you not have an issue with the pee splashing UP the side of the bowl onto the seat? I have this happen often.

        The biggest issue I typically have is the toilet water is really cold if I accidentally hang down into it, but I normally don’t have a problem with pee hitting the sides of the bowl.

        edit: formatting

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          Wow look at mister long dong over here reaching all the way into the water

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            Yours doesn’t do that? I thought everybody did that because if you submerge it you can pee really quietly.