“making yourself look like a cheater when they trigger”

Whaaaaat? Honey, I’m just visiting these other girls every day and bringing them gifts, you’re overreacting

Remember to keep a rabbits foot with you.

Leah, my beloved!

No I mean Haley…

Or was it Abigail?

No certainly Emily.

Oh why is this so hard!

If only I had a penny.

Maru do you have a solution?

Not making any decisions and just using the polyamory mod instead. XD

This is why Krobus is my perpetual roommate.

Except my sibling always gets him first in our multiplayer games, bah.

…Oh? It seems you’ll be leaving more than a few heartbroken… Are you playing games with those who put their trust in you? Hmm…