Denim? So millennial!
Baseball caps? So millennial!
Basketball shoes? So millennial!
Socks? So millennial!
Side parts? So millennial!
Middle parts? Also millennial.
Eating food? What a millennial!
Farting? MEGA millennial!
Crying? Definitely a millennial!
Existing? Holy shit get with it you old fart millennial!
P.S. generational warfare is dumb
Well I was the king of hipsters as a professional coffee roaster wearing long mismatched patterned socks, leather boots, raw denim, and novelty pattern button ups since like 2015 so I’m not sure I’m actually better off.