but also why make it two seats? Most real taxis have 4-6 passenger seats

Because King Bazinga decided that would be so and no one that wants to keep their job dares to correct him or make suggestions to improve his bazinga genius ideas.

Also, he claims to care about children and families, but he really doesn’t give a fuck about the practicality of having children (and a spouse that actually sticks around and doesn’t hate you) while fretting with a two seat bazingamobile.

Fortunately. I don’t want any children to get caught in one of those lithium bombs.