Fuck, I have to be honest… I am neither a Republican or Democrat, but I haven’t figured it out either. I just look longingly at the 3 shells and think of the beach to assist the process, then turn the knob on the bidet. Best 27? Dollars I spent this year. While paper products are running scarce and another hurricane on the way, I’m glad I really don’t even have to care much about toilet paper anymore.
Wait, Republicans can’t control the weather? GET THIS EVERYONE! REPUBLICANS DONT KNOW HOW TO CONTROL THE WEATHER!!!
Probably don’t know how to use the three shells in the bathroom either
Fuck, I have to be honest… I am neither a Republican or Democrat, but I haven’t figured it out either. I just look longingly at the 3 shells and think of the beach to assist the process, then turn the knob on the bidet. Best 27? Dollars I spent this year. While paper products are running scarce and another hurricane on the way, I’m glad I really don’t even have to care much about toilet paper anymore.
I’ve always assumed it was bidet controls. Cuz they’re hyper-germophobes and anything else would just be nasty.
Hot, cold, pulsate.
But stalone dropped the deuce.
(Yes it’s disgusting)
Hmm bad world building, makes sense.
It’s so shameful to talk about what happens in the privy. Perhaps best to separate boys from girls until they are adults, at 25.
Except that girls clearly become adult enough to marry and have kids at whatever age gets them pregnant. It’s obviously what God intended. /s
Ha! What a bunch of maroons!