Yeah right. Hey thanks, shill. How much are they paying you to troll around and peddle your propaganda? You know, if anything, we should thank you. Because once the crop analyses findings are published, showing how your underground labs have genetically modified the skub seeds to consume all the inferior strains, then you can stand there and claim to have no vested interest in the skub wars.

I bet you own your share of shares in the Skubfiber®™ bookbinding process.

You’re a disgrace to the name of Ferdinand J. M. Brambleskub IV, may his brain endure in cryogenic stasis for all eternity.