I understand that mine is an entirely subjective and emotive opinion, but I hardly think being followed about by the Led By Donkeys mob and being made to look silly twice a year, is comparable to the hundreds of thousands (if not millions, I don’t have the stats) of folk who had their mortgages go up ten per cent after the markets got kami-Kwasi’d in the sum total of twenty minutes.

Fuck right off Liz, enjoy your tainted career and seeing lettuces in comedy places for the rest of your life.