The takeaway from this thread is dressing as a tiny Ivanka disguised as a chicken will allow me to eviscerate small animals and form emotional bonds with humans, creating a band of wicked hobos while pursued across the desert island by fantasy-Trump, who has T-Rex arms with sharp claws

You could try dressing like a drag Ivanka. He’d come chasing you with tiny groping hands.

Rudy already did that, and they recorded it. No joke.

https://youtu.be/qhtD0OtNfLQ