• Rapidcreek@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    “I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.” - Al Franken

    “When most people think of a cruise that’s full of shit, they think of Carnival. But we think of Ted.” - Also Al Franken

    “If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody could convict you.” - Lindsey Graham