UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net to The Dredge Tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day ago"There are zero blue states, only blue cities." I guess those ones on the northeast corner don't count. And cities don't count because people don't live there, amirite?hexbear.netimagemessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up195arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up195arrow-down1image"There are zero blue states, only blue cities." I guess those ones on the northeast corner don't count. And cities don't count because people don't live there, amirite?hexbear.netUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net to The Dredge Tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square40fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·20 hours agoHow many people live in those cities?
minus-squareBodyBySisyphus [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·19 hours agoRoughly five: Dave, Susan, Jane, Other Dave, and Indeterminate Dave (only physically manifests on Thursdays during happy hour). The rest of the allegedly urban population is, in fact, cardboard cutouts.
minus-squareSkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·19 hours agowoke communist demon cardboard cutouts!
How many people live in those cities?
Roughly five: Dave, Susan, Jane, Other Dave, and Indeterminate Dave (only physically manifests on Thursdays during happy hour).
The rest of the allegedly urban population is, in fact, cardboard cutouts.
woke communist demon cardboard cutouts!