No, it must be because CERN destroyed the universe and now we’re living inside the black hole that they created that’s simultaneously also a simulation of a simulation of our old universe
a simulation of a simulation
According to bazinga billionaires, that means people they don’t like are “NPCs” and can be toyed with and killed on a whim!
the sci-fi part of westworld is that the ‘npcs’ get excellent healthcare
in westernworld the rich can murderfuck just about anyone as is
No it’s because
Abed rolled that dice 
and we ended up in the ‘darkest timeline’ we have to get back to the ‘good timeline’ where everything was peachy and nothing bad was happening (Obama’s second term)In the mean time, everyone put on your evil goatees
It’s actually because 30 rock ended its run
Liz Lemon, Liz Lemon, why hast Thou forsaken us?
It was because Harambe died
not enough people participated in “dicks out for Harambe,” and here we are
don’t even bother getting your dick out now, it’s too late
the common ruin of the contending particles
