Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.netM to acab@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 hours agoLAPD raid goes from bad to farce after gun allegedly sucked onto MRI machinewww.sfgate.comexternal-linkmessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up161arrow-down10cross-posted to: usanews@lemmy.world
arrow-up161arrow-down1external-linkLAPD raid goes from bad to farce after gun allegedly sucked onto MRI machinewww.sfgate.comNakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.netM to acab@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 hours agomessage-square33fedilinkcross-posted to: usanews@lemmy.world
minus-squareBelly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·5 hours agoYou’d think they would just like…send a guy down there in plainclothes to look around or something before conducting a massive raid.
minus-squareBelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 hours ago But then we couldn’t use our cool SWAT gear!! It makes me feel like a big boy!!
minus-squareDiuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·5 hours agoOr just like… have a squad car drive past it? “Hey uh Chief, I checked out that location that got pinged cuz of their energy bill.” “WE HAVE THE SWAT TEAM READY!!!” “No, Chief, it’s a radiology clinic, they got like, X-Rays and shit.” “WE’RE GONNNA ROLL OUT!” “Chief, I’m pretty sure there isn’t a gro…” “LOCK AND LOAD!!!”
You’d think they would just like…send a guy down there in plainclothes to look around or something before conducting a massive raid.
Or just like… have a squad car drive past it?
“Hey uh Chief, I checked out that location that got pinged cuz of their energy bill.”
“WE HAVE THE SWAT TEAM READY!!!”
“No, Chief, it’s a radiology clinic, they got like, X-Rays and shit.”
“WE’RE GONNNA ROLL OUT!”
“Chief, I’m pretty sure there isn’t a gro…”
“LOCK AND LOAD!!!”