if i were life on earth i’d reconsider buying those green bananas

  • Adkml [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    I’m just saying if there’s no snow my new best use for my skis is going to be using them as 6 foot long planks with sharp edges on them to hit people who say climate change isn’t real.

    I literally remeber having snow from late October to April, Halloween costumes had to be warm because there was a chance it would be snowing.

    Now we’ve narrowly avoided a green Christmas multiple times because we got a dusting on the morning of the 25th.

    I know there are far, far more dire consequences of climate change than me not being able to slide downhill fast but I literally can’t comprehend how everybody isn’t freaking the fuck out over the fact that winter is less than half of what it was 3 decades ago.

    • Kuori [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      2 months ago

      I’m just saying if there’s no snow my new best use for my skis

      i would like to bring to your attention both vlad the III and the romans, who i feel had some deeply innovative thoughts in this exact regard

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      2 months ago

      Where I grew up it used to rain during the summer. Now it’s barely raining in the fall. Trees aren’t even turning there yet and we’re almost to October.