• Soku@lemmy.world
    20·
    3 个月前

    I have not owned or worn sweatpants for three decades but everything else applies to me. Am I unknowingly a goblin?

    • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      1·
      3 个月前

      I have one pair, but I did not purchase them myself and I only wear them as a layer under snowpants. I do have some excercise pants for excercising, but they aren’t made of sweatpant material.

      • Soku@lemmy.world
        4·
        3 个月前

        But do you pile and hoard stuff, do you like to sit in a mound of blankets, do you eat stuff indiscriminately? All of that matters…

          • Soku@lemmy.world
            3·
            3 个月前

            Not to worry, I’m convinced you’re a good fren everyone wants to hang out with. Goblin-ness not mandatory.

            • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
              3·
              3 个月前

              I am a friend to goblins, anyway! My spirit animal is the American opossum: odd looking but kind of cute. Not well liked but actually very helpful.