Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Daddy didn’t Puff himself. No, wait a minute, he did do that.
No, wait… Daddy un-Puffed to P and Diddy’d himself.
Then he un-P’d himself.
Guards are going on a quick break all while the cameras malfunction roughly at the same time
Did anybody ever check on the guards the last time, see which ones bought a boat a month later?
I didn’t, but if one did I wouldn’t be surprised.
If only one did I would be
He’s probably going through severe withdrawal 🎉
Have you heard his friends speak? They are BRAZEN.
That kid that ruined Fromstoft’s Elden Ring, award ceremony, interviewed one of P-Diddy’s closest friends. I’m not really a fan, but the interview caught me off guard. The guy straight up says, “Come over, so P-Diddy can rape you,” maybe 5 times. Again, not a fan, but the kid is 17 and it speaks to the situation.
You think he changed his name to P Diddy as a little inside joke to himself, knowing himself to be the true Penis Diddler he is.
I need y’all to go to Queens, and find me a set of left handed golf clubs
… and some Cambodian breast milk or I’m gonna shut down the studio.
His lawyers probably just want to separate him from general population so he doesn’t get fucked up
