- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.world
My troops are just passing through.
Just so long as there are no Russians coming in the other side this time…
Are we absolutely sure, someone in German military command didn’t pull out a file labeled “Unerwartethochwassersturmkriegangriffplan” from a dusty old cabinet somewhere, in anticipation of this natural disaster?
Dear god, no, just imagine the bureaucracy. First you have to contact the Bundesamt für Soldatenspontangrenzüberschreitung for a Überraschungshochwasservortäuschungsmanöverbewegungskriegsplanerlaubnisantragsvorlage.
We germans are sure to return criminal and illegal floods on our border to the original country! No water from poland here, the water arrived there first and thus has to stay there!
We all know Germans reject all water that doesn’t have its papers properly filled out and signed in triplicate.
Oh yeah, it’s all coming together