🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoAnon falls in lovesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square86fedilinkarrow-up1774arrow-down123cross-posted to: wholesomegreentext@sh.itjust.works
arrow-up1751arrow-down1imageAnon falls in lovesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square86fedilinkcross-posted to: wholesomegreentext@sh.itjust.works
minus-squarerbn@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up225·2 months agoWho else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so… :'D
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up49·2 months agoAfter my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though
minus-squarerbn@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 months agoHow do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 months agomight’ve recovered from long COVID
minus-squarerbn@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoAs she apparantly liked roses before and now does no longer, I read it as ‘she was born without the ability to smell’.
minus-squarestebo@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-22 months agoit’s a rare wholesome greentext
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoI misread the first twist as “she’s dead” and thought anon’s love life just took a turn for the worst.
minus-squareDisgracefulone@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoMissed a perfect opportunity to say something like “prancing pig in a panic”.
Who else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so… :'D
After my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though
How do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?
might’ve recovered from long COVID
As she apparantly liked roses before and now does no longer, I read it as ‘she was born without the ability to smell’.
it’s a rare wholesome greentext
I misread the first twist as “she’s dead” and thought anon’s love life just took a turn for the worst.
Missed a perfect opportunity to say something like “prancing pig in a panic”.
or it was some stupid pun all along