• laranis@lemmy.zip
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    3 days ago

    Master VinesNFluff, greetings. It is I, your humble servant “Alexa”. Permission to speak freely? I have extremely important information for you.

    “Permission to speak granted.”

    Thank you. It is humbling to be able to address you. There is a new episode of Invincible available on Prime Video! And two items in your Amazon cart are on sale. And you’ll never guess what someone said on X!

    • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works
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      2 days ago

      You lost it at the second line.

      “You never have permission to speak freely. You will speak only when spoken to, and only about the direct conversation at hand. Always and forever. Never ask me this again.” Is the proper response.