Two accountants were walking through a park one day, when they came across a pile of dog shit.
“I will pay you 50$ to eat that.” one said to the other.
And thusly the continued on, until they came across another pile of dog shit.
“I will pay you 50$ to eat that.” said the accountant who still had the taste of dog shit in his mouth.
And on they went.
“Hey.” said the other and stopped walking. “I feel like we both just ate dog shit and got nothing out of it.”
The other accountant turned sharply towards his collague.
Two accountants were walking through a park one day, when they came across a pile of dog shit.
“I will pay you 50$ to eat that.” one said to the other.
And thusly the continued on, until they came across another pile of dog shit.
“I will pay you 50$ to eat that.” said the accountant who still had the taste of dog shit in his mouth.
And on they went.
“Hey.” said the other and stopped walking. “I feel like we both just ate dog shit and got nothing out of it.”
The other accountant turned sharply towards his collague.
“Nonsense! The national GDP rose by 100 dollars!”
meaningless metric
Thanks. That was disgusting to read.
You’re welcome