callouscomic@lemm.ee to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoI've found a new candidate to vote forlemm.eeexternal-linkmessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1281arrow-down134
arrow-up1247arrow-down1external-linkI've found a new candidate to vote forlemm.eecallouscomic@lemm.ee to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square36fedilink
minus-squareSolarMonkey@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoI oppose this candidate on the mandatory naps. Idk what else they stand for but that’s a big turn off for me, as a single-issue voter. I can’t nap. Naps are literally nightmare fuel for me, in that every time I nap I have horribly realistic and super vivid nightmares. I’m gunna start the anti-napping coalliance to defeat this absolute whacko. Preserve freedom!!! (The nightmares bit is true, the rest is in jest)
I oppose this candidate on the mandatory naps. Idk what else they stand for but that’s a big turn off for me, as a single-issue voter.
I can’t nap. Naps are literally nightmare fuel for me, in that every time I nap I have horribly realistic and super vivid nightmares.
I’m gunna start the anti-napping coalliance to defeat this absolute whacko. Preserve freedom!!!
(The nightmares bit is true, the rest is in jest)