first of all, why do I have to tell the chef how to make the steak? “medium rare”? “well done”? those are words made up by wizards or something. second of all I don’t like how they taste. they’re super expensive and they just taste so boring. chicken goated steak boring. I’m in my early 20s so I’m getting used to some “acquired taste” things slowly like wine and coffee but steak is still so bland.

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    10 days ago

    The wood chip and dirt thing is from an actual michelin starred restaurant showing off their deranged, awful food in a video lmao (granted it wasn’t served on the food, it was served in little cups next to it with the recommendation that people huff the dirt to make the food taste “earthy”). I did make up the pate and caviar aspic thing, but that was just to characterize all the other awful things they were including that I couldn’t remember the specifics.