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      Must be a hard life being so staunchly anti-phallus

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      3 months ago

      Protecting his heterosexuality at all costs. If a single phallus shaped food breaches his mouth he might lose control and turn gay.

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        Like JD Vance, he may be tricked into thinking he’s gay when, in reality, he’s totally straight. All straight people accidentally think they’re gay sometimes, right?

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      In home ec class in middle school we watched a food network video about making stuffed hotdogs where they took a straw and cored a hotdog out and then filled it with white, melted cheese from a piping bag. They squeezed too hard and it jetted out the other end and the camera was perfectly positioned to catch the hotdog’s thick ropes. Then they played it back in slo motion. The class was very amused.

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      With cheese wieners he has a point. Do like scalding your mouth with cheese hotter than the devils pecker?!