Your numbers are off the charts
Oh man, you made me really laugh out loud. Thanks for that! 🤣🤣
Y̵̢̡̧̡̳̦͍̲͔͚̳̩͔̔̊̌̔̂́̐͟e̵̡̖̰͚̪͓̭̮͈̳̳̓̈́͆̄̀̆͂̕ṥ̷̺͔͓͇̆̿̀͒̄̇͛̋,̴͓͉̙͈͌̌̅̑̄̎͝͝ ̵̝͔̣̗̼͒̉̿͂͜a̸̢̡̲̼̜͍̭̙͉̠̜̝̰̗͒̈͐ͅ ̵̡̱̻̞͇̠̦͓͖̖̗̱̣̺͈͑̑̈́͂̚͟͠͝p̶̧̨̧̬̘̪̦̠͙̼̄̊̄̃͌̋͟͜͡r̸̦̤͉̥̯̝͍̬̫̠̄̀̿ͅô̸̧͙̜̘͚̜̱̦̿͗̍̊͒̍̍ṕ̷͎̮͇̝͎̈́̋͒̌̓̔̔̂͊̅̌͂̾̈́̚ë̶̠̪͉̼̬̺̭͇́̋̉̎͌̉͡͡͝ͅȓ̸̻̻͂̎́ ̶̨̫̺͖̯̫̐̂̋̆̈́̆͆̽̆͗͟͟͟͝͝͠d̷̢̗̙͙͕̲̺̫̺͇̤̾͌̈́͜͠͝ă̸̼̣̞̮̖̩̘̙̳̗̟͔̰͕͛́ͅṡ̵̨̢̢͚̖͕̭͖̹̥̱͖̮̘̗͈̽͂̐͌̈̅̓̈́̕ĥ̷̡̠͓̹̲̱̣͎̤̖̺̣͚̘͓̐̄̍̐͐͗̈́͋͆̓̆̕͜͝b̵̢͉̗̖͙̖̞̉͌̉̄͊͘ó̶͙̳̫̻̓̈͂̌͆̃̕͟ä̶̡̢̜̟͚͇̝͕̻̻̭́̃͝͝ṟ̵̥̝͍̐̈́̐̉͊̽̾̍̕̕͠d̸̲̫̊̓̽̐̽.̵̨̛̭͔̯͔̖̥̟͓̩̰͖̋͑̓͂͆͆̈́͌͜͝ ̴͓̟͋͜
Is this saying network traffic was negative?
As well as apparently multiple hundreds of …negatively…? executed CREATE, ALTER or DROP commands … averaging out to 0 per second.
… resulting in a spike of negative, I dunno, 30mb/s of reads.
Mhm yep.
My initial guess is that failed/malformed attempts to … do something … are being registered as negative instead of being actually displayed as failed.
But that seems to make too much sense.
Second guess: Lightning strike.
Third guess: Arcane, hitherto unseen bug or series of bugs utterly and totally unique to this exact set up which has somehow never occurred or been noticed before.
I thought your LCD monitor shattered.
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