… I mean, the boat’s at the bottom of the sea, bit late to be worrying about health and safety now!

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukM
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    2 months ago

    I don’t want to spoil the magic (of imagining Internet strangers in their unmentionables) but my head is too big for hats. No such issues with my banana hammock.

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      2 months ago

      Never give in, never surrender. Somewhere there is a boater big enough for your bounteous bonce!