I just want a device that must rest on top of a proprietary wireless charging pad that has no ports, no buttons, no status lights, no screw holes and no fan grill.
I want to have to set it up via an iPhone only app, where it will only talk to ‘approved’ wireless peripherals that must have full network access to communicate with it, and sends every bit of data through the web before it appears on screen.
No internet, no computer. Slow internet, slow computer.