cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/16916591
Police in Kentucky are looking for a man who has defecated on the same porch multiple times over the past week for no apparent reason.
Louisville Metro Police say they have received three police reports about the alleged “porch pooper,” who’s since gained lots of attention online after doorbell videos of him have been posted on Reddit and Instagram.
The homeowner, who did not want to be identified, being targeted by the so-called porch pooper said he first noticed something was up on Tuesday.
“I went out to my front porch that morning and noticed what I thought was cat poop,” he said.
The homeowner said he cleaned it up and checked his Nest doorbell camera from the night before and that’s when he realized it certainly wasn’t a cat.
“Not only did he defecate, but he also urinated on our welcome mat,” he said.
Police need to leave it alone. This is personal.
Can you even imagine how mad you gotta be at a mfer to repeatedly shit on his front porch?
Just be thankful he’s poopin and not stabbin and let it go. This beef is beyond the laws of mortal men.
Sounds like the neighbor deserves it to me personally. I’ve never felt like shitting on a porch even just once with out someone pissing me off