vegeta@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoAs He Realized His Mistake, Elon Musk Begged Twitter Staff to Turn Off the New Feature He'd Pushed Forfuturism.comexternal-linkmessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1345arrow-down168cross-posted to: technology@hexbear.net
arrow-up1277arrow-down1external-linkAs He Realized His Mistake, Elon Musk Begged Twitter Staff to Turn Off the New Feature He'd Pushed Forfuturism.comvegeta@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square58fedilinkcross-posted to: technology@hexbear.net
minus-squaremasquenox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down2·4 months ago he might have done something worthwhile No, he wouldn’t have. Musk is an incompetent billionaire parasite, even more incompetent than the average billionaire parasite, and would have simply squandered his ill-gotten money on something else.
minus-squaremasquenox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoHe’d patent avocado genetics and call them “xavocados.”
minus-squareCocodapuf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down4·4 months agoOh ok, well that’s a relief. I’m glad we had you and your crystal ball handy!
minus-squareplant@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·4 months agoTake your lithium
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoI see your lithium and inflame it.
minus-squaremasquenox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·4 months ago crystal ball The nature of capitalism and the capitalist class haven’t been a secret now for more than a hundred years. No crystal balls required.
No, he wouldn’t have. Musk is an incompetent billionaire parasite, even more incompetent than the average billionaire parasite, and would have simply squandered his ill-gotten money on something else.
Probably avocado
He’d patent avocado genetics and call them “xavocados.”
Oh ok, well that’s a relief. I’m glad we had you and your crystal ball handy!
Take your lithium
I see your lithium and inflame it.
The nature of capitalism and the capitalist class haven’t been a secret now for more than a hundred years. No crystal balls required.