• pazukaza
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      1 year ago

      Objects never fall on the floor after N nudges in which N belongs to the set 2 + 3x, where x is a integer greater or equal to zero.

      It’s common cat knowledge.

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      1 year ago

      If it’s anything like my cat, it just moves onto the next object offending her by being on the table.

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    1 year ago

    One of my cats’ version of that flowchart replaces “nudge it” with “hit it with your butt” and “rubs it with your face”.