"Countless lifetimes have passed since the coming of Thomas. The world thrives, gaily, under the new rule.
But all things have a cost, and we did not see what it would be until it was too late. Now, six heroes must brave the Temple of Thomas, and seal the Hetero away once and for all."
The hetero in the twist winding: “I told you I could not be killed so easily, Hero!”
Only the Republic of Dave stood against the rule of Thomas.
Fuck Dave. He deserves to be exiled. Second worst part of Fallout 3, just after the absolute copout that is Fawkes saying “But thou must” to going into the chamber.
Thomas is a harem anime protagonist.
As a bi polyam cis man… I’m jealous
The Dungeon Boss Gave Me the Ability to Make Everyone Cute
shit i thought i’d get babes but i just keep turning people into actual kittens, they’re adorable but this is horrifying
“That One Time the Dungeon Boss Gave Me the Ability to Turn Everyone Cute but Everyone Was Turning into Kittens so they Wanted to Kill Me and so I became the
DemonKitten Lord”
Queer people are like Stand Users. We’re drawn to one another
So clearly Thomas was just a Stand User attracting queer people.
his stand is the concept of queerness itself, if he dies all queer people instantly become straight and cis and this will cause much suffering
What happens when Thomas runs out of cishets to consume?
He collapses in on himself, becoming denser and denser until even light is not straight in his vicinity.
At which point he becomes a Republican.
Thomas! Nooooooooo!
He’s moving to the next planet.
Thomas, The All Gayzing Eye
… the Tank Engine?
Could fucking get it
…oh shit he gave me the gay
I know a Thomas too! He’s the straight cis eye of a queer hurricane. And it wasn’t always this way, he just keeps pulling folks into his massive orbit. Folks who later realize they are queer. He never brings it up or even seems to notice.
I finally realized what’s going on and it’s just a little weird. Like, what the hell is going on? Do my friends even have free will?! Do I?!
I conclude that Thomas has such a pure heart and loves so freely that he innervates people with restless souls. They/we are drawn to this vibe like planets in his solar orbit.
I should write him a poem about this
Thomas’ pure heart
Orbit for expanding souls
A queer hurricane
Thomas sounds dope, I aspire to be like Thomas.
The typhoid mary of queer
Sometimes I feel like Thomas. ✊
There can be only one.
Isn’t that the plot of I am Legend ?
He doubts that
Real talk:
Thomas has a natural talent of helping people figure shit out about themselves.
Tbh sometimes that doesn’t even need to be a talent, it could just be someone who can be there to accept people and just Be Around as a friend, since that allows someone to experiment and test their perception around others.
You don’t need to have therapist-levels of social perception skills to be that, sometimes you can just be Thomas, the person who you can still be friends with, despite everything.
We all need a Thomas. Or should try to be a Thomas.
Despite everything, it’s still
yThomas
