Literally ever new movie trailer be like: plays some generic or over-used, irrelevant pop-song, spoils the main parts of the film, and then comes the annoying drum:

THUD…THUD…THUD…THUDTHUDTHUD…

<starts-playing-song>

“This summer/winter”

THUD…THUD…THUD…THUDTHUD…THUDTHUDTHUDTHUDTHUD…

<silence>

<weird-synth, testosterone-filled voice>“ENTER-TITLE-NAME, NOW COMING TO A CINEMA 🏋🏽 NEAR YOU 💪🏼”

  • LalSalaamComradeOP
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    26 days ago

    Didn’t you also forgot the Abba/Mama-mia song troupe for slutty girlboss, who ends up with a “pious” old-money hunk, and senior-citizen-coming-of-the-day movies?

    And explicit rap song for kids movie - who cares if there’s racial slurs, adult slangs, and textual graphic content, right?

    • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      26 days ago

      who cares if there’s racial slurs, adult slangs, and textual graphic content, right?

      The new Space Jam had the Droogs from Clockwork Orange for le epic kid friendly reference. yea