For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
What, you don’t want .sucks and .rocks and .store and .baboon and .hummus and…?
.hummus would be cool