s08nlql9@lemm.ee to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 28 days agoGod has a plan... and it's badi.ibb.coimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1100arrow-down14file-textcross-posted to: dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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minus-squareTyfud@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·28 days agoCorrect. And Christians have been led by a false prophet to think that the party most espousing the teachings of Jesus, is actually a cult of Satan. Which just goes to show your how gullable religion makes you. As intended by the ruling class.
minus-squareborth@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·28 days agoNot only that, but God would end their life by blowing them all up with magic bombs, if those pesky “good” people would just get out of the city; because we all know God doesn’t like collateral damage.
minus-squares08nlql9@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·28 days agoGod: Son, get out of the city, I’m gonna blow them up Man: But God… im a democrat God: You son of a… boom boom boom And God destroyed the city of Chicago and promised to his children to never again curse the humans unless they are democrats
Correct. And Christians have been led by a false prophet to think that the party most espousing the teachings of Jesus, is actually a cult of Satan.
Which just goes to show your how gullable religion makes you. As intended by the ruling class.
Not only that, but God would end their life by blowing them all up with magic bombs, if those pesky “good” people would just get out of the city; because we all know God doesn’t like collateral damage.
God: Son, get out of the city, I’m gonna blow them up
Man: But God… im a democrat
God: You son of a… boom boom boom
And God destroyed the city of Chicago and promised to his children to never again curse the humans unless they are democrats