• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Dog 1: “I’d like to talk to you about the issues. Food. Head scratches. That one weird smell by the curb we need to pee on. These are the issues. I have now talked about them. Vote for me.”

    Dog 2: “Dog 1 is friends with a cat. Vote for me.”